Office supplies are my version of retail therapy. ✏️📄
Office supplies are my version of retail therapy. ✏️📄
2025-03-11 20:34:05 +0000 UTC View Post
violetnaughtyy posts
My superpower? Answering emails while mentally on vacation. ..
My superpower? Answering emails while mentally on vacation. 💻🏝
2025-03-11 14:06:03 +0000 UTC View PostBehave? Oh honey, where is the fun in that 😏
Behave? Oh honey, where is the fun in that 😏
2025-03-10 23:13:04 +0000 UTC View PostMy kiddo treat bedtime like it's a negotiation… and they're ..
My kiddo treat bedtime like it's a negotiation… and they're winning. 😩
2025-03-10 17:05:30 +0000 UTC View PostI know what I bring to the table… and I am not serving just ..
I know what I bring to the table… and I am not serving just anyone. 😏
2025-03-10 01:01:59 +0000 UTC View PostEverything you want is on the other side of consistency. 💡
Everything you want is on the other side of consistency. 💡
2025-03-09 12:46:04 +0000 UTC View Post35 is a weird age. Too yong for AARP, too old to understand ..
35 is a weird age. Too yong for AARP, too old to understand TikTok dances. 🤷♀️
2025-03-07 00:34:15 +0000 UTC View PostDangerously sweet, but I have got a wild side. 😏
Dangerously sweet, but I have got a wild side. 😏
2025-03-06 04:09:39 +0000 UTC View PostNothing humbles you faster than your kiddo saying “ew” to th..
Nothing humbles you faster than your kiddo saying “ew” to the dinner you just made. 😭
2025-03-05 23:45:37 +0000 UTC View PostMotherhood: where “me time” is just going to the grocery sto..
Motherhood: where “me time” is just going to the grocery store alone.
2025-03-05 23:03:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Being a part-time secretary means doing full-time work in ha..
Being a part-time secretary means doing full-time work in half the time.😭
2025-03-04 23:22:27 +0000 UTC View PostSome people go out on weekends, I rewatch my comfort shows a..
Some people go out on weekends, I rewatch my comfort shows and pretend to be social.😂💅
2025-03-04 22:06:44 +0000 UTC View PostYou can’t spell ‘fun’ without me. 😉
You can’t spell ‘fun’ without me. 😉
2025-03-03 04:41:31 +0000 UTC View PostEvery time I clean the house, my kiddo take it as a personal..
Every time I clean the house, my kiddo take it as a personal challenge to destroy it. 😭
2025-03-02 17:38:15 +0000 UTC View PostThe goal is to be ‘that’ mom—the cool one who still somehow ..
The goal is to be ‘that’ mom—the cool one who still somehow has her life together. Wish me luck. 😅
2025-03-02 15:08:25 +0000 UTC View PostToo hot to handle, too wild to hold. 🔥
Too hot to handle, too wild to hold. 🔥
2025-03-01 04:03:09 +0000 UTC View PostLook, but don’t touch… unless you ask nicely. 😏
Look, but don’t touch… unless you ask nicely. 😏
2025-02-27 23:02:10 +0000 UTC View Post"Going hiking today! Which means preparing for my kiddo to c..
"Going hiking today! Which means preparing for my kiddo to complain the whole way up. 😂
2025-02-27 19:53:07 +0000 UTC View PostSome people run on caffeine—I run on chaos, sarcasm, and wha..
Some people run on caffeine—I run on chaos, sarcasm, and whatever my kids didn’t finish eating. ☕️😂
2025-02-27 13:51:08 +0000 UTC View PostToo hot to handle, too wild to hold. 🔥
Too hot to handle, too wild to hold. 🔥
2025-02-26 01:39:33 +0000 UTC View PostNetflix asks ‘Are you still watching?’ Yes, obviously.
Netflix asks ‘Are you still watching?’ Yes, obviously.
2025-02-25 20:17:38 +0000 UTC View PostWine nights are self-care and I stand by that.💅
Wine nights are self-care and I stand by that.💅
2025-02-25 18:43:10 +0000 UTC View PostHandle with care… I break rules, not hearts. 😈
Handle with care… I break rules, not hearts. 😈
2025-02-25 00:34:39 +0000 UTC View PostMe at work: ‘I’ll take care of it.’ Me at home: Forgets inst..
Me at work: ‘I’ll take care of it.’ Me at home: Forgets instantly.
2025-02-24 22:35:59 +0000 UTC View PostThe best alarm clock? A 5-year-ol poking your face at 6 AM.😭
The best alarm clock? A 5-year-ol poking your face at 6 AM.😭
2025-02-24 20:49:24 +0000 UTC View PostI could be productive this weekend… but where’s the fun in t..
I could be productive this weekend… but where’s the fun in that? 😉
2025-02-22 14:50:38 +0000 UTC View PostSwipe right… but only if you can keep up. 😉
Swipe right… but only if you can keep up. 😉
2025-02-19 03:00:25 +0000 UTC View PostNothing beats the feeling of getting lost in a good book… un..
Nothing beats the feeling of getting lost in a good book… until my kiddo find me. 😂
2025-02-18 20:54:56 +0000 UTC View PostI don’t do love triangles… but I do love curves. 😏
I don’t do love triangles… but I do love curves. 😏
2025-02-18 02:01:11 +0000 UTC View Post