Concert tickets may be expensive, but the happiness is price..
Concert tickets may be expensive, but the happiness is priceless. 🎶❤️
2025-02-17 15:54:02 +0000 UTC View PostConcert tickets may be expensive, but the happiness is priceless. 🎶❤️
2025-02-17 15:54:02 +0000 UTC View PostEvery award show is just an excuse for me to judge red carpet outfits. 💅
2025-02-17 12:44:03 +0000 UTC View PostWouldn’t you rather be tangled up with me? 😈
2025-02-17 04:55:03 +0000 UTC View PostMe: Does one task ‘Wow, I deserve a break.’ 😌
2025-02-17 04:44:04 +0000 UTC View PostMe: Has a slight cough Google: ‘You have 24 hours to live.’ 😭
2025-02-16 22:37:03 +0000 UTC View PostWork-life balance’ is just me working and then pretending I don’t have work. 🤡
2025-02-15 20:42:04 +0000 UTC View PostCooking at home: 30 mins. Eating: 5 mins. Cleaning up: 3-5 business days. 😂
2025-02-15 17:57:03 +0000 UTC View PostI make bad decisions look really, really good. 😉
2025-02-15 10:33:04 +0000 UTC View PostForget chocolates… unwrap me instead. 😘
2025-02-15 03:48:04 +0000 UTC View PostNothing brings people together like good food and free snacks. 😂
2025-02-15 02:57:03 +0000 UTC View PostWho needs a Valentine when you can spoil yourself better than anyone else? 💖
2025-02-14 20:12:06 +0000 UTC View PostEvery shopping trip starts with ‘I just need one thing’ and ends with ‘How did this happen?’ 😭
2025-02-13 15:56:04 +0000 UTC View PostAre you sure you can handle me? Let’s find out. 😏
2025-02-13 06:54:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhy does medicine taste like straight-up poison? Like hello, I’m already suffering. 🤢
2025-02-12 20:42:34 +0000 UTC View PostYou know you’re a mom when ‘sleeping in’ means anything past 7 AM. 😂
2025-02-12 16:42:41 +0000 UTC View PostKeep looking—I love being admired. 😘
2025-02-12 07:22:22 +0000 UTC View PostYou’ve been warned: I’m dangerously irresistible. 🔥
2025-02-12 04:22:20 +0000 UTC View PostMom, I don’t like this dinner.’ Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize this was a restaurant. 😂
2025-02-12 00:57:21 +0000 UTC View PostWhy does the last hour of work feel longer than the first seven combined? 😭
2025-02-11 21:07:29 +0000 UTC View PostWhy does the last hour of work feel longer than the first seven combined? 😭
2025-02-10 23:17:54 +0000 UTC View PostCan’t keep my eyes off you… and it looks like you can’t either. 😘
2025-02-10 04:55:06 +0000 UTC View PostThat feeling when you finally clear your inbox... only for five new emails to appear instantly. 🙃
2025-02-10 02:31:03 +0000 UTC View PostSome days you’re the productive employee, some days you’re just staring at the screen hoping no one notices.
2025-02-09 00:52:04 +0000 UTC View PostPut on workout clothes this morning. Did I work out? No. But I thought about it, and that counts. 💪😂
2025-02-08 20:03:05 +0000 UTC View PostParenting is just repeatedly answering 'Why?' until your chil loses interest or you run out of knowledge. 😂
2025-02-08 01:35:04 +0000 UTC View PostThere’s no better feeling than finding the perfect cozy hoodie and wearing it nonstop for the next month. 🥰
2025-02-07 21:12:07 +0000 UTC View PostEverything you want and more… if you’re lucky. 😈
2025-02-07 07:40:06 +0000 UTC View PostLooking hot, feeling hotter. 🔥
2025-02-07 03:34:06 +0000 UTC View PostSome people meditate, I reorganize my entire house at 10 PM because I suddenly decided it has to be done now.
2025-02-06 20:05:03 +0000 UTC View Post