Your π€ dicklet could never ever be bigger than mine, so Iβm implementing a SMALL PENIS TAX. πβ¨πΈTake a picture of your worm next to a measuring tape or a ruler and send it to me, along with:
β¨β¨7-9inch $15
5-7inch $20
3-5inch $25
2-3inch $30
1-2inch $40β¨
1inch or less $50