Anxiously awaiting my return to Facebook. 3 hours left of restriction. I have to watch what I say, my stalkers are waiting to pounce, ready to report me for the slightest thing. Iโm gonna say something snarky, you know, a friendly reminder that thereโs no ring on my finger and therefore, none of them are allowed to have any say in how I live MY life. Even if I had a ring on my finger, my husband would have very little say because itโs MY fucking life. Iโm not gonna share it with a controlling mother fucker.
Oh, I forgot, just hit 1.7 MILLION views on Pornhub the other night, thanks loves! ๐