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I call this post: 💕Maddie💕 vs 🍁Maple syrup vodka🍁 Gooood a..

I call this post: 💕Maddie💕 vs 🍁Maple syrup vodka🍁

Gooood afternoon, hope everyone is having a fantastic fucking Tuesday.

Seeing as I can’t really go out after work 😷 I went to my best friend’s place last night for a couple truly’s- tame & lame enough... but no, somehow the last bottle of alcohol to survive quarantine at her apartment.. was a bottle of fucking BURNETTS MAPLE SYRUP vodka.

So naturally we start taking shots of this vodka, in fact, we start sipping it over fucking ice 🤣

I woke up smelling like a stack of pancakes 🥞 and wishing I had asked my friend WHY THE FUCK she bought maple syrup vodka. Did she go to the store looking for it? Was it an impulse buy?? 😭

Anyways, think I’ll be sticking to my preferred tequila shots from now on✨👌🏼 ***Tips*** for a bottle of tequila are GREATLY appreciated bc no one should ever have to consider swallowing that trash again ❤️😇💋 🚫🥞🍁

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