🎆 **HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!** 🎆 I don't know about you, but I'm ..
Added 2024-07-03 23:25:24 +0000 UTC🎆 **HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!** 🎆
I don't know about you, but I'm ready to CELEBRATE! 🥳🇺🇸 Let me help you shoot your load off before the big fireworks show 🎆🎇
*Dick Report Cards are only $10 for the holiday!* 🥳🥳🥳
I'll give you an A-F Grade on the following categories:
🍆Length
🍆Girth
🍆Shape
🍆Hair
🍆How much I wanna suck it 🤤
Plus a personalized note from ME telling you exactly what i'd like to do to it if I got the chance 😈💦
Let's start this holiday off with a BANG! 🎇🎆 Just tip $10 and send me your pic - I can't wait! 🇺🇸
