I have a literal beer can cock. Would it change how you see ..
I have a literal beer can cock. Would it change how you see me and behave around me if you found out about my massive secret?
2024-08-15 12:24:51 +0000 UTC View Post
beercanfather posts
Good morning :) do you ever just feel this overwhelming rush..
Good morning :) do you ever just feel this overwhelming rush of power when you get really horny? For me, horniness and a sense of power are very much two sides of the same coin. Maybe it’s because I can get so fucking hard that it feels like I have a dangerous weapon between my legs that I just want to use on someone. Maybe because my cock is so big and thick and hard that it is actually dangerous. Maybe because it scares some people. In any case I fucking love it.
2024-08-15 09:02:28 +0000 UTC View PostI love comparing my cock to stuff. That’s one of the first t..
I love comparing my cock to stuff. That’s one of the first things I started doing when I realised I was much bigger than normal. I remember I used to compare to my mom’s perfume bottle and I would hang wet towels from my cock to turn myself on. Very little has changed.
2024-08-14 14:07:32 +0000 UTC View PostI love spending time with my cock. I can go from soft to sem..
I love spending time with my cock. I can go from soft to semi to hard to semi to soft to hard all day long just playing with it, feeling it change and grow and become heavy and warm. Fuck my cock is so fat!!!
2024-08-14 12:13:56 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning! I thought I should post something to introduce..
Good morning! I thought I should post something to introduce my penis to all of you. This is my cock. It’s big, it’s thick, it’s mighty and it’s hard. It genuinely and undeniably turns me the fuck on to hear your thoughts on it. Everything. It’s the fuel that it runs on. So feed it and watch it grow with me. You are seeing something that I’m sure a lot of people around me in my life have wondered about. And if you know me in real life somehow, well now you know. Let’s keep it a secret.
2024-08-14 08:42:27 +0000 UTC View PostThe nickname beer can has stuck with me for years. Obviously..
The nickname beer can has stuck with me for years. Obviously it’s because I have an extremely thick penis. But I’ve had many other nicknames through the years. Double Dick Leo, Jaw Breaker, Race Horse, Elephant Boy. Oh it’s so nice to have a giant penis :)
2024-08-13 23:50:13 +0000 UTC View PostDo I pass the toilet paper roll? That was a big thing back i..
Do I pass the toilet paper roll? That was a big thing back in the days and I never really understood because obviously there’s no way my penis can fit in there?? That’s tiny! Took me a while to realize that you’re supposed to see if you fit HARD.
2024-08-13 15:02:23 +0000 UTC View PostFor as long as I can remember, I’ve enjoyed spending time al..
For as long as I can remember, I’ve enjoyed spending time alone to appreciate and admire my own huge penis. I used to feel somewhat ashamed of it because I didn’t know whether it was normal or not but now I understand than the power of a huge penis is universal. Everyone is curious about the guy rumoured to have a massive penis. Looks don’t matter, nothing matters. Size is king, and I’m king sized.
2024-08-13 11:07:55 +0000 UTC View PostRecently a coworker of mine asked me whether I was a shower ..
Recently a coworker of mine asked me whether I was a shower or a grower (we were at a conference and had a bit in our glasses). I had to stop and think about it a bit. Obviously my soft size is very large, I’m both longer and significantly thicker than most men hard, but then again my cock does get quite a bit bigger when I get hard. I’ve often been told that the girth of my cock overshadows my length, so maybe it’s a trick of the eye. - but I definitely think I’m a grower. It just gets so much bigger, and maybe the fact that my erections are so strong contributes to that. What do you think?
2024-08-13 09:24:44 +0000 UTC View PostBulging at work can be a bit of an issue for me. I like show..
Bulging at work can be a bit of an issue for me. I like showing off and obviously I’m very proud of my huge penis but I’m also concerned that people might think I’m a sexual deviant and get off of showing off. Obviously they’d be right but whether I like it or not, my bulge is there for everyone to see and notice. How would you deal with having me as a coworker? Would you ask me about it, comment on it, joke about it, stare at it, or try to feel it somehow?
2024-08-13 09:00:40 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome (back)! Some of you may know me from before. Now I’m..
Welcome (back)! Some of you may know me from before. Now I’m back! My name is Leo, I’m 35, dad of one, PhD student. I have a big thick cock and I love showing off. Very proud of my unique size, and always willing to talk about it. I'm bisexual and open minded so come and ask me anything!
2024-08-13 08:48:47 +0000 UTC View Post