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2024-04-01 16:40:06 +0000 UTC View Post

What do you call a broken can opener? A can’t opener.

2024-04-01 15:00:23 +0000 UTC View Post

What's a pirate's favourite letter? You might think it's 'R,..

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2024-04-01 14:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post

Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the luckiest of them all? ..

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2024-04-01 12:38:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Be kind to dentists. They have fillings too.

2024-04-01 11:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post

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2024-04-01 09:59:19 +0000 UTC View Post

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2024-04-01 08:37:10 +0000 UTC View Post

Why does Waldo always wear a striped shirt? He doesn’t wan..

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2024-04-01 07:00:33 +0000 UTC View Post

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2024-04-01 06:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post

Take a bite?

2024-04-01 04:35:12 +0000 UTC View Post

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2024-04-01 03:24:48 +0000 UTC View Post

I went to a zoo the other day, but there was only one dog th..

I went to a zoo the other day, but there was only one dog there. It was a Shitzu.

2024-04-01 03:00:23 +0000 UTC View Post

Feeling cheeky 😜

2024-04-01 01:35:13 +0000 UTC View Post

I’m a food voyeur, but every fricassee disturbs me. h..

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2024-04-01 00:00:27 +0000 UTC View Post

Me waiting for Minecraft to load

2024-03-31 23:00:26 +0000 UTC View Post

Don't get shirty with me 😉

2024-03-31 22:24:51 +0000 UTC View Post

I’m glad I know sign language, it’s pretty handy.

2024-03-31 22:00:30 +0000 UTC View Post

Don’t ever believe an atom, they make up everything.

2024-03-31 21:00:23 +0000 UTC View Post

Did you hear about the woman who loved making archery suppli..

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2024-03-31 20:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post

What’s the body temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke Warm.

2024-03-31 19:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on pizza? Because he ate ..

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on pizza? Because he ate it before it was cool.

2024-03-31 18:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post

Velvet: because you deserve to feel fancy

2024-03-31 17:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post

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2024-03-31 16:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post

Did you hear about the glass blower who accidentally inhaled..

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2024-03-31 16:00:27 +0000 UTC View Post

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2024-03-29 20:09:16 +0000 UTC View Post

Why would a can crusher quit his job? It was soda pressing.

2024-03-29 16:01:13 +0000 UTC View Post

Apologies for the low res stuff, still coming off the back o..

Apologies for the low res stuff, still coming off the back of last week's mystery illness 🤒

2024-03-28 21:58:13 +0000 UTC View Post

Things I'd rather do than the dishes:

2024-03-28 18:46:17 +0000 UTC View Post

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2024-03-28 06:00:26 +0000 UTC View Post

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2024-03-28 05:21:13 +0000 UTC View Post