What has ears but can’t hear? A cornfield.
What has ears but can’t hear?
A cornfield.
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How do you catch a whole school of fish? With bookworms.
How do you catch a whole school of fish?
With bookworms.
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2024-11-22 03:33:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat is a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling!
What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
Why didn’t the zombie go to school? He felt rotten.
Why didn’t the zombie go to school?
He felt rotten.
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What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
What did the policeman say to his belly button? “You’re und..
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
“You’re under a vest.”
What animal has more lives than a cat? Frogs because they cr..
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Frogs because they croak every day!
How can you tell if a vampire is sick? You listen for coughi..
How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
You listen for coughin’ in his coffin.
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What’s the difference between a well-dressed person on a unicycle and a poorly dressed person on a bike?
Attire.
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2024-11-21 20:32:51 +0000 UTC View PostWhen does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes appar..
When does a joke turn into a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
Can one bird make a pun? No, but toucan.
Can one bird make a pun?
No, but toucan.
When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar.
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar.
Why wasn’t the letter delivered? It was stationary.
Why wasn’t the letter delivered?
It was stationary.
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Why did the traffic light turn red?
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2024-11-21 11:30:09 +0000 UTC View PostWhy don’t cannibals eat clowns?Because they taste funny.
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
2024-11-21 10:30:14 +0000 UTC View PostWhat happens to deposed kings?They get throne away.
What happens to deposed kings?
They get throne away.
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My doctor told me I had type A bloood…But it was a Type- O.
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But it was a Type- O.
2024-11-21 08:30:15 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the dentist and the manicurist?They fough..
Did you hear about the dentist and the manicurist?
They fought tooth and nail
2024-11-21 05:30:29 +0000 UTC View PostWere you there when the TV repairman got married?The recepti..
Were you there when the TV repairman got married?
The reception was excellent.
2024-11-21 04:30:33 +0000 UTC View PostDon't forget I'm most active in DMs 🤭 I hope to see you in t..
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2024-11-21 03:33:04 +0000 UTC View PostI wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.
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2024-11-21 03:30:44 +0000 UTC View PostI’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go do..
I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
2024-11-21 02:30:32 +0000 UTC View Post