If you dm'ed me calling me "mommy" at any point in time, you owe me a mother's day present btw (just fetch some crayons from ihop and write me a letter, I ain't picky)
2025-05-09 06:21:54 +0000 UTC View Post
More bhotos!! (Sorry I have no content atm :/ Whomp whomp moment fr)
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In other news,,, a cheap magenta colored '85 stingray with wood interior trim is calling to me like the green goblin mask, but it's not worf (especially rn). Very sad :")
Random picssss โ๏ธ๐ (...my job is holding me hostage the entirety of mother's day weekend; Pray for me ๐๐)
Might post more stuff tonight if I find anything of worth in my galleryยฟ idk dude ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Hope you all have a dope Wednesday!!! (I will likely not be getting humped or doing any humping, despite the occasion โ๏ธ๐)
2025-05-07 17:40:43 +0000 UTC View Post...was gonna put "No Vaseline" on in the background, but ultimately decided against it ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ (it is a pretty fire track tho)
Anyways, enjoy the freebie because I'm still in my trial-&-error era of anal~ ๐๐ค๐ฉโจ๏ธ
Just farts in my pokรฉmon boxers, nothing nsfw โ๏ธ๐
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I should probably make tags for all my posts, especially ppv but eeeee- I'm too lazy for that :/ ...I need an elite gooner to review and categorize the footage for me, lmao ๐
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Imagine if I was with you and I just kept... at... it... like this..? ๐๐จ
2025-05-06 01:54:50 +0000 UTC View PostGonna try to post a short compilation later ๐ค
Sorry for being somewhat inactive; Life has been life-ing + I'm very drained in the yapping department (< which is insane because I'm normally an ELITE yapper)
...Anywayssssss,,, this one was kinda long wasn't itยฟ kekeke~
I wonder how gynos react when women come in g*ping or pr*lapsed...
Like,,, how do you nonchalantly ignore the attention-commanding anal void like it ain't no thang?? Props I guess, idek dude ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Anyways, I haven't reach that point yet so we're chill ๐
...probably never will; the women with those redbull cans scare me, lmao-
" DJ KHALEDDDD-
โจ๏ธAnothA ONEโจ๏ธ โ๏ธ"
A liiiittle something something
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(my skin looks so dry and crusty dudes,,, wtfff ๐ญ)
Happy may fourth btw ๐๐
Imma sleep for 12 hours tonight- ๐ฅฑ๐ด (there truly is no rest for the wicked ๐ฎโ๐จ)
Hope everyone's weekend is going good!! ๐ซถโจ๏ธ
Expect more content whenever my bush is long enough to wax โ๏ธ๐
I mean,,, uhhhh- ๐ซข
I wanna walk into the woods while listening to some Alice in Chains, debating whether or not I should turn back if, at once, I feel satisfied...
but I have work the next three days sooo :/ cowabummer fr โ๏ธ๐
I hope you all have an epic Wednesday, and I hope a strange illness befalls any individuals whom challenge you ... ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐ซถ On god โ๏ธ
2025-04-30 18:34:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Wish I had more time to post but life is cooking me in every possible way rn :/
big sad... L
I think being fucked on the bathroom counter miiiight cure my depression
At least temporarily.
Fart slave this, human fucktoy that, what if I want you to just be my personal back scratcher (and occasional tickler) for life?? ๐๐
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I was with a dude for 7 years who couldn't make me finish, but he'd drop anything he was doing to rub my back,,, and I guess that was a fair enough trade to me ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Low quality noods for the randoms that keep asking for a snapchat; use your imagination? Idek dude.
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I keep having the most vivid and interesting dreams, but they only feature made-up people :")
"I like yours! The big ones hurt ๐ฅบ๐ซถ"
I'm retiring guys, it was a nice run โ๏ธ
2025-04-24 20:31:44 +0000 UTC View Post
I'll let you hit it if I get to explain socioeconomics, and why it's near impossible for specific marginalized people to escape their societal class bracket, despite whatever bootstrap theory propaganda people in power try to project. Mhm mhm.
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Fellas,,,, am I getting left on delivered because I'm mid, lack self respect, or both? Be fr with me-
Finding both meaning and value in oneself, first/foremost, is great n all,,,, but what if I just want my pussy pounded right? ๐ฎโ๐จ๐๐
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While being a PYT born into a generation of gooners and chumps is a cruel fate, I can find bittersweet solace in the notion that time is a circle, and bitches have been lame since it's dawn. There is no escape but there never was, and therefore I can be neither grateful nor despondent to exist when I do. All I can do is just that; Exist.
Random photo dump because why not???
Anyways, the Nirvana baby got nothin on me ๐ค๐๐ฏ
Do you like swimming? Got water preferences?? (Quarries and springs are goated, in my opinion)
Tibby loop, take it or leave it โ๏ธ๐
The 5(?)th season of You is out now, I feel like it's gonna be ass though :/
Finally watching Mickey 17 tonight. It better be good โ๏ธ๐ค
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Not to sound like a pick-me, but I genuinely don't think my ass will be stretched enough to take a dick comfortably anytime soon :/
I mean- I'll be fine, but RIP the circulation of any other unfortunate soul who dares to enter, ya feel me? ๐๐ฎโ๐จ I'm always tightly wound in every sense of the phrase... ๐bleh
Happy Easter Nerds ๐ฅณ
Just the usual fart compilation shiz except I'm wearing themed attire ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ Includes some moans, minimal bootyhole clips, the sliiiightest bit of anal fingering, and all that jazz ๐
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I fink it's a pretty good video ๐๐ tbh <3
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Also,,, some files corrupted so it was actually supposed to have a slightly longer runtime (which is insane because 8mins is already low-key long af given the type of content... ๐
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Anywho, I hope whoever purchases enjoys it!! And if you nut hard as shit, please don't hesitate to lmk~ ๐๐ซถ)
Are any of you confident that you've actually made a girl finish before? Just geniunely curious because I reaaally don't think it's often an easy task, but I'm sure plenty of women fib about it to get by ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Also I lied yesterday, I will post the compilation tonight~ sowwwyyyy (รณ๏นรฒ๏ฝก)
I'll probably post a compilation of content in this outfit later... if I have enough time to assemble one ๐๐ซถ
Stay tuned I guess??? Hope you're all having an okay Friday~ ๐ซ๐ฉท๐
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I'll probably be sacrificing my readingggg time for y'all if I do though ๐๐ค
