“Oh, that Ephebe, he’s always out and about outside. A proper country lad.” Little do they know… 🌚💦 Good times to be a birdwatcher though 🔭
2021-06-08 10:05:00 +0000 UTC View PostI think it would be best if you got on your knees and just accepted your arse is simply, totally, mine.
2021-06-07 09:18:57 +0000 UTC View PostI need something to aim for to make sure my squats are deep enough. Any volunteers…? 🍆😏
2021-06-05 09:04:03 +0000 UTC View PostNice to cool off after a hot and sweaty workout 💦
2021-06-04 10:07:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Summer heat and long cocks 😎 But how does one tan one’s perineum…?
2021-06-03 08:40:34 +0000 UTC View PostMeanwhile, in a Hogwarts dormitory… 🪄😮
2021-06-02 09:05:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you like my new underwear? (Underwear not pictured)
2021-06-01 09:09:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey bro, could you support my glutes for me while I squat? Cheers
2021-05-29 09:06:56 +0000 UTC View PostOops, dropped the soap… It’s actually quite hard to do accidentally tbh, so you know I want it 😉
2021-05-28 10:14:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Your boy’s had his first jab 💉 Who wants to give the second… 🍆😉
2021-05-27 08:44:43 +0000 UTC View PostAss and Shakespeare go together like a dream… 😉
2021-05-26 08:52:46 +0000 UTC View Post
No Englishman would ever be without his Barbour 🇬🇧
2021-05-25 08:49:45 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you like being my cum boy? 💦
2021-05-24 10:24:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you like my socks? I think they harmonise nicely with my skin tone. But maybe you want a closer look?
2021-05-22 09:13:30 +0000 UTC View PostHey bro, you know it’s better for the environment if we shower together... 🧼
2021-05-21 09:05:50 +0000 UTC View Post
In case of emergency, assume the safety position. A hard cock will be along shortly.
2021-05-20 09:01:43 +0000 UTC View PostTrying to find cock in a rural area… 🤷🏻♂️
2021-05-19 08:57:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey bro, you don’t mind if I just relax in these do you? And if my dick’s too distracting, just drain it with your mouth. That seems to help. It won’t need doing much, maybe every half hour would be okay. Cheers.
2021-05-18 08:55:02 +0000 UTC View PostIt was fun, but I feel I was missing something… 🤔 = 🍆🍑
2021-05-17 10:14:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Why can’t this be my Grindr profile pic? I look like such a holesome and welcoming guy 🤷🏻♂️
2021-05-15 09:31:33 +0000 UTC View PostYour shower broke huh? Don’t worry mate, we can share mine 😉
2021-05-14 09:37:30 +0000 UTC View PostWhen I said I wanted a blow… 🌬 (and yes, still got a couple with my magnificent mane before the Great Trim 🦁)
2021-05-13 08:58:39 +0000 UTC View PostThere’s an opening in my workplace for an under-the-desk blowjob monkey. Who wants to serve literature? 👄
2021-05-12 11:50:40 +0000 UTC View Post
How much manscaping do we all prefer? For science 🤓
2021-05-11 09:29:28 +0000 UTC View PostHad to stop in the middle of a workout 🥵 Where’s my gym bro when I need him!
2021-05-10 09:24:41 +0000 UTC View PostRub-a-dub-dub 🧼 Anyone want to help me with the hard to reach places?
2021-05-08 09:53:00 +0000 UTC View Post