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welp im sick in bed with a cold 🤒 but I had just enough ener..

welp im sick in bed with a cold 🤒 but I had just enough ener..

welp im sick in bed with a cold 🤒 but I had just enough energy to finally shoot this bad boy and just in time for Halloween I got the non nudes complete! 🎃

seriously over the moon with how it all turned out. I lost direction with my content and strayed away from what I love most.. cosplay & creating. so coming back I really wanted to take on something huge (hurhur) and crazier than I've ever made to prove to myself I still got it 💪🏻 and hopefully thank all the amazing people who followed me first for cosplay but still stuck around for the ride

now I can relax for a lil bit before more big projects! well not before I get these FIREEE pyramid head nudes edited. I think y'all are gonna love those 😁

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woooo Art the Clown! here’s a freebie set of the non nudes w..

woooo Art the Clown! here’s a freebie set of the non nudes w..

woooo Art the Clown! here’s a freebie set of the non nudes while I’m working on the naughtier ones now 🤫

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3 months post op update! 🥳

3 months post op update! 🥳

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who checked out my new Friday the 13th set 😳 ngl I had a lil..

who checked out my new Friday the 13th set 😳 ngl I had a lil..

who checked out my new Friday the 13th set 😳 ngl I had a lil trouble sleeping after shooting this 🤣

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apologies, was out camping this weekend and didn’t have sign..

apologies, was out camping this weekend and didn’t have sign..

apologies, was out camping this weekend and didn’t have signal but now it’s back to clown business 🤡🖤 does anyone like clown girls? I HAD to do an Art the clown!

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want to go camping with me in the woods? 👻 no one’s around s..

want to go camping with me in the woods? 👻 no one’s around s..

want to go camping with me in the woods? 👻 no one’s around so we can be extra naughty

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ok but isn’t this CRAZY?1 week post op on top and bottom is ..

ok but isn’t this CRAZY?1 week post op on top and bottom is ..

ok but isn’t this CRAZY?

1 week post op on top and bottom is me today at 11 weeks post op (covered nips for obv reasons lol sorry there’s still some boo boos showing)

the crazier part is that these things will continue to heal out and appear bigger up until a full year! 😳 this journey requires great patience but the reward will be 🤌🏻

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throwback to last years ghostface b/g set as im gearing up t..

throwback to last years ghostface b/g set as im gearing up t..

throwback to last years ghostface b/g set as im gearing up to shoot new stuff! I had some interest to resend out the ppv so I just did and I think I should do that more often! so many good sets that a lot of new subs don't even know about 😈

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shhh don’t tell doc I snuck out of my bra for a sec 🤫

shhh don’t tell doc I snuck out of my bra for a sec 🤫

shhh don’t tell doc I snuck out of my bra for a sec 🤫

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going to 😴😴😴

going to 😴😴😴

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I noticed the date a couple days ago and have been working n..

I noticed the date a couple days ago and have been working n..

I noticed the date a couple days ago and have been working nonstop on this costume omggg. time is flying and there’s much to do 😓 but luckily I made really great progress and HOPEFULLY it will be finished by next weekend.

thought you all would appreciate this process pic lmao

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out camping and shot something fun 😁

out camping and shot something fun 😁

out camping and shot something fun 😁

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Boob updates & CUSTOMS return date 🫣

Boob updates & CUSTOMS return date 🫣

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oh we are soooooo back!I guess this gives away my big surpri..

oh we are soooooo back!I guess this gives away my big surpri..

oh we are soooooo back!

I guess this gives away my big surprise cosplay build hahaha sexy 📐 head incoming !!!!

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Jennifer’s BODY-ody-ody 👙

Jennifer’s BODY-ody-ody 👙

Jennifer’s BODY-ody-ody 👙

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oh fuck I’m scared hah my first official set with new boobs ..

oh fuck I’m scared hah my first official set with new boobs ..

oh fuck I’m scared hah my first official set with new boobs is here! (campaign supporters ignore cause you’ve already seen it a while back 😜)

here’s some lil outtakes 💙

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it’s late who’s up? 👀

it’s late who’s up? 👀

it’s late who’s up? 👀

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should I do naughty microwave trend edits for each cosplay t..

should I do naughty microwave trend edits for each cosplay too? 👀😁

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woooo shot a new cosplay today 🖤 Jennifer from Jennifer’s Bo..

woooo shot a new cosplay today 🖤 Jennifer from Jennifer’s Bo..

woooo shot a new cosplay today 🖤 Jennifer from Jennifer’s Body!

happy to be back and even more happy to be in a cosplay again! I really want to put my focus back to cosplay where my real passion lies 🥺 I miss it so much. planning to change up my focus a bit and get back to what makes me most happy 💕 I have a bunch more planned!

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check dms! just did a lil shower set and sent it free to all..

check dms! just did a lil shower set and sent it free to all..

check dms! just did a lil shower set and sent it free to all current subs as a huge thank you for standing by me this past couple weeks 🥰

Im feeling loads better now! only have one more day of antibiotics 🥳 I’m happy cause those, while working, make me a lil lower energy. but I’m back and getting my focus on to getting into spoopy sexy Halloween content 👻

1 more month EXACTLY til my dr fully clears me and I don’t have to be in bras all the time as well. we’re in the home stretch now!!

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peekaboob!gosh I'm starting to feel bad that I'm having to t..

peekaboob!gosh I'm starting to feel bad that I'm having to t..

peekaboob!

gosh I'm starting to feel bad that I'm having to take you all along on this struggle bus I'm currently on..

so the antibiotic I was given to fight the boob infection (which btw boob feels and looks totally fine now) turns out I am severely allergic to the med 😬 it didn't really hit me until 2-3 doses in.

and it had to be the most horrific reaction (ok no it could have been worse..) but when I tell you my vagina swelled to the size of my FIST 👊🏻 and even my face started to lightly swell and I lost taste. Yeah that for sure was insanely terrifying. I'm being switched to now the only antibiotic I'm not allergic to (because I was already allergic two a couple of others)

MY POOR LADY PARTS HELP 😭

guys I swear I'm gonna get this thing back on track lol thanks for hanging in there with me to those who are still here. my life is so chaotic I swear 😵‍💫

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trying to recover.. again 😴

trying to recover.. again 😴

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having a setback in recovery rn 😥 send good thoughts

having a setback in recovery rn 😥 send good thoughts

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the tiddies are looking and feeling quite fabulous today ✨

the tiddies are looking and feeling quite fabulous today ✨

the tiddies are looking and feeling quite fabulous today ✨

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Week 6 post op update! 👙

Week 6 post op update! 👙

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❤️💛

❤️💛

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GUYS!! Last chance to get a bra & panty bundle from me and @..

GUYS!! Last chance to get a bra & panty bundle from me and @..

GUYS!! Last chance to get a bra & panty bundle from me and @tarababcock 💕 includes exclusive signed Polaroids too. There’s only one bundle left and it happens to be my FAVE color which makes me sad it wasn’t chosen yet 🥲

Send me a dm to claim!

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first ever bra shopping 🫣 do you like any of these?? I got ..

first ever bra shopping 🫣 do you like any of these??  I got ..

first ever bra shopping 🫣 do you like any of these??

I got the clear to wear actual/underwire bras and while my boobs will “drop and fluff” out bigger in the next few months I desperately need something a bit cuter to wear than the surgery bra 😅 tired of feeling like a grandma haha

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The boobs aren’t “perfect” and full healed yet but I’m stoke..

The boobs aren’t “perfect” and full healed yet but I’m stoke..

The boobs aren’t “perfect” and full healed yet but I’m stoked that I shot my first set and vid with them 🤩 campaign supporters get this free.. and first!

Also FYI I’ve been out of town all weekend for my sisters bachelorette 😅 so apologies if you have messaged! I will hopefully reply to them all today!

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