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Oh no!

Oh no!

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I live in between 2 crazy cat ladies. I am a product of asso..

I live in between 2 crazy cat ladies. I am a product of association

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I have the same problem as my grandma. Apparently I have a l..

I have the same problem as my grandma. Apparently I have a l..

I have the same problem as my grandma. Apparently I have a latex reaction. Don’t swipe if Squamish of pain. It’s been hard to stand and sleep. Absolutely no pole dancing from me

No more raw dawging it!!

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Lady Godiva photos on Mardi gras

Lady Godiva photos on Mardi gras

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My body hurts. This is at the gay bar. Oz on bourbon for fre..

My body hurts. This is at the gay bar. Oz on bourbon for fre..

My body hurts. This is at the gay bar. Oz on bourbon for freaky Friday. Please tip. Multiple people tipped $20s. I tried to get my 2 acts filmed. Sorry about it, everyone that I knew seemed busy. And I hauled in and out by myself. I was autonomous!
Fundraiser for a massage

P.S. I hear about this new AirBNB App that is to get photographers for people. (I’d like to know more or get a credit for it)

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Hello I made this bike horse float, while I was lady gadiva ..

Hello I made this bike horse float, while I was lady gadiva giving 3 men a lap dance at the same time. Backdrop is a giraffe.the video is my “fantastic “ boss running around in a room full of naked women. Before a giraffe distracts me.

Yep a wholesome trip to the zoo with my boss pimping me out

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It’s a circus for shaq

It’s a circus for shaq

It’s a circus for shaq

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I had a dream last night that my boss pumped me out as a mer..

I had a dream last night that my boss pumped me out as a mer..

I had a dream last night that my boss pumped me out as a mermaid for a private party of one lonely man. Would anyone pay for that service? We could leave out the pimp.

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My body hurts

My body hurts

My body hurts

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I got hired to be a stilt walker, hula hooping, in color th..

 I got hired to be a stilt walker, hula hooping, in color th..

I got hired to be a stilt walker, hula hooping, in color themed costume for a k bday party. I thought it was going to be outside. As you can see the ceiling is too low and the crowds were too close. I got smashed into by 4 k but stay standing. I tried to move my location to less people and slipped on the a huge puddle on laminate flooring, ruining the stilt covers I just made with indoor mud. I crawl to the side only to find that it was an even bigger puddle than I imagined at first.
Totally unsafe conditions put on me by the venue.

Slide to the right to add a Tip and see how black I am

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A leak. I’ve been needing to eat out.

A leak. I’ve been needing to eat out.

A leak. I’ve been needing to eat out.

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I am art

I am art

I am art

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Omg victrola records!!!

Omg victrola records!!!

Omg victrola records!!!

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Baton Rouge, Bath, Bed. The 3 Bs. The other one is bourbon s..

Baton Rouge, Bath, Bed. The 3 Bs. The other one is bourbon s..

Baton Rouge, Bath, Bed. The 3 Bs. The other one is bourbon st, boose, boobs. Sorry for all the trauma my fellow ladies saw

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Anyone want my old show panties?

Anyone want my old show panties?

Anyone want my old show panties?

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Getting better

Getting better

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Ok zanta baby, I don’t know why I want this so much but I ha..

Ok zanta baby, I don’t know why I want this so much but I ha..

Ok zanta baby, I don’t know why I want this so much but I have to focus on buying things for my job and could used some help there. This is a dance dress. But I would really like to focus on equipment for my skills

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Getting better

Getting better

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Areal silks again! and a flexibility class after a high ener..

Areal silks again! and a flexibility class after a high energy class. Classes are $10. I got to borrow a car for a week

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Harder than it looks

Harder than it looks

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Arg!!!! Booty!

Arg!!!! Booty!

Arg!!!! Booty!

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Everyone keeps drawing me my

Everyone keeps drawing me my

Everyone keeps drawing me my

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Oh ya , I just had a birthday. Wish me good tidings! Dollars..

Oh ya , I just had a birthday. Wish me good tidings! Dollars..

Oh ya , I just had a birthday. Wish me good tidings! Dollars for a present I can buy for myself

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Holidaze can be hard, I'm gonna make you harder. I'm a foxy ..

Holidaze can be hard, I'm gonna make you harder. I'm a foxy lady 🦊. Doing butt stuff. #anal. butt plug. Show some love

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Mermaid areal burlesque on a pirate ship

Mermaid areal burlesque on a pirate ship

Mermaid areal burlesque on a pirate ship

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Engulf neon pirates, in a hurricane R. Mermaid areal burlesq..

Engulf neon pirates, in a hurricane R. Mermaid areal burlesque. ( I asked a friend to film and he was busy with selfys, this is the most I got out of 5min). Watch the glowing blacklight tail

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Happy Halloween! I was completely stuck in my bicycle and go..

Happy Halloween! I was completely stuck in my bicycle and go..

Happy Halloween! I was completely stuck in my bicycle and got all the attention.
I said “I dressed slutty enough for all the attention”
the man with the tools and beer said “ if your costume was ‘girl stuck in bicycle’ you nailed it!”
Then I painted a face

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Making a tail

Making a tail

Making a tail

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Worked as a cat. swifty

Worked as a cat. swifty

Worked as a cat. swifty

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Swifty braclets

Swifty braclets

Swifty braclets

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